absit invidia

smol-paw:

Very relatable.

See a stick, and go bonkers!!

biglawbear:

queenstravelingdarling:

andy-kandy:

These are what pranks should be….

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

That was CLEVER

randomfandomteacher:

naamahdarling:

logarithmicpanda:

Anyone else has like… The inability to form habits?

Like normal people, they repeat something daily for a couple weeks and it sticks. They might miss a day here or there, but the overall habit is formed.

Me? I can push myself to do the same task daily for 8 months, forget one day, and it’s gone. I realize 3 weeks later that i have not done it a single time since.

ADHD mood.

princesconsuela:

my two moods

jadefyre:

technicallity:

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

hotgirlcastiel:

receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

shrimplovercat:

funnytwittertweets: